Luckily, I can say, most of that falls on Justin.
Justin with a chainsaw - scary!!
Ok, so the story with the frog is: One evening we had a really bad thunderstorm - tornados and all (almost felt like I was back at home). When I went to shut the blinds on the sliding porch door, I see this frog, just stuck to the glass hanging out. I think he was watching the American Idol season finale with me. Needless to say, all traces of him were gone (except the slime trail from where he slid down the glass). Just another one of our critters that comes to visit!!